i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
"You never get over it. But you get to where it doesn’t bother you so much."
you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between
Yesterday my friend and I were walking out of Forever 21 and the wind blew my skirt up a little. I had shorts on underneath (for this very reason) but two guys in a parked car saw it happen and yelled at me to lift it more, I yelled back, “fuck you!” and they laughed. So I took my pocket knife out of my bag and said, “I will slash your fucking tires” and they did not laugh