January 2012
93 posts
Batman is my favorite Disney Princess
Letters from Kids to God
officialtwistedsmile:
i wana kidnap his annoying ass forever
I just read something and the author said Jared...
ameliaulation:
EXCUSE ME. NO.
THOSE DO NOT LOOK BROWN TO ME. THOSE EYES LOOK GREEN AND BLUE WITH SOME GOLD TONES. BUT DEFINITELY NOT BROWN.
I DONT KNOW HOW THIS FELL INTO MY LAP BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS
Driving with my future kids
Female Child: Mom, do we have to listen to Lady Gaga.
Me: Yes.
Male Child: But we don't even like her.
Me: *pulls over* Jo. Yüyi. Get out.