equisollux:

zombiecthulu:

basedkuroko:

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

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the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

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I bet he’s on Tumblr

I am

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Everyone: Are you okay
Everyone: You look tired
Everyone: You look upset
Everyone: You look confused
Everyone: Are you mad at me
Everyone: What are you mad at
Me: IT'S MY FACE

yurihooves:

i have two sneezes

the fairy princess sneeze

and the death metal sneeze

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hungarian:

girl you must be from outta this world ;) because you look like E.T.

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Girl: I GAVE U MY FUCKING HEART
Boy: aint nobody tell u do that tho

tomlinshawty:

apparently harry called everyone in the crowd tonight ‘his juliets’ and it seems someoneee did not pay attention in 9th grade english bc he just entered into a suicide pact with 17,000 teenage girls oops

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